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Nanowar of Steel
« Triumph of True Metal of Steel »
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Gatto Panceri 666 (James-Edoardo): Guitar, Bass, Computer, Hands (which he's incredibly skiled in clapping)
Mohammed Abdul (Valerio): Guitar, Keys, Voice, Anus, Drums.
Uinona Raider (Milino): Drums, guitars and detuned voice.
Potowotominimak (Carlo Alberto): Voice , Nails on a blackboard.
Baffo (Pino, DJames Bond, Raffaello): Hands, Pino, Phone Calls, Radio Dj, Kazoo. |
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| 1. True Metal Of Steel
Ahaaaaaa, Nanowar !!! True metal of steel yahoo !!!
Yeah, Nanowar, listen to the true metal of steel yah-ahh!
yeah Nanowar come on, and sing with us!!!
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true m |
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Бу-га-га! Итальянцы в своем демо альбоме "Triumph Of True Metal Of Steel" дали значительный пинок всей power сцене во главе с Manowar (название которой дало жизнь и пародийному названию Nanowar – дедушки войны). Такого стеба исполненного под отлично сыгранную музыку, наверное, больше не существует в природе. Начинается альбом с короткого вступления, которое повествует о том, что некому лорду вдруг понадобился "True Metal Of Steel" и конечно, только Nanowar могут дать ему этот "True Metal", о чем они сразу же и заявляют. Вся первая композиция "True Metal Of Steel" посвящена прикалыванию над пафосом групп power-metal и наполнена характерными криками и зазываниями послушать настоящий metal of steel. Вторая песня с «оригинальным» названием "Metal" продолжает стебаться над Manowar и клише power-metal с его повторяющимися рифмами и однообразными словами типа "hail, power, ring, fire, heart, king, sword, holy, wind, METAL! METAL! METAL!" Это кстати был припев песни. Следующие две композиции "The True Forest Of The Only True Metal Ad The Other Heavy Minerals" и "Our Metal Is So Strong Cos Our Dick Is So Long" - это непрерывный стеб над словом metal как собственно ясно из названий песен. Nanowar убедительно доказывают, что только они знают метал и вообще их метал так силен, потому что у них длиннее. Короче, полный отвал башки и сползание под стол от этих двух песен гарантировано. Пятым треком у нас идет "Master Of Pizza" пародия на Металлику, в которой обыграны какие-то свои итальянские дела, потому что в песне упоминаются Неаполь, налоги и, конечно пицца, за нелюбовь к которой авторы песни обещают убить. "Emerald Fork" шестая по счету – это пародия на известную песню "Emerald Sword" от Rhapsody. В ней итальянцы прошлись по макдональдсу, бигмаку и свинине, задев даже Бин Ладена. Получилось весьма забавно. Композиция "Poser" печальная с наружи, но смешная внутри – по сути, послание позерам. В ней звучат такие характеризующие ее фразы, как: "and you don't know the difference between metallica and iron maiden poser, you have the t-shirt of Reload" и "I am a poser, and i listen to korn but i am not a loser and i'm glad to be born". Завершает все это безумное стебалово композиция "Gatto Panceri" в которой основной фразой является само название песни, повторяющееся бесконечное число раз под пару клавиш клавишника. "Gatto Panceri" - это итальянский сочинитель и исполнитель и скорее всего не совсем тру, потому-что досталось ему закрывать альбом стебающегося Nanowar. В общем, мощно Nanowar задвинули и, хотя, музыкальной ценности альбом имеет немного, но думаю, в историю авторы войдут (или уже вошли) точно. |
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Only heavy metal eh eh
Only heavy metal eh eh
Only heavy metal ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Ooooooooooooo!! aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! oooooooooo!!
Only with' us , it's just the true metal, listen !!!
Wow, yahooooooo aaaaaaaahh!!! Noooooooo!!!
Nanowar!!! Raise your hands for us !!!
Nanowar !!! Nanowar !!! Come on, sing with us !!!!
2. Metal
We are fighting with power (and steel)
blood and thunder on the road (of steel)
high and mighty alone we are kings
'til our kingdom comes!
hail , power, ring,
fire, heart, king,
sword, holy, wind,
METAL! METAL! METAL !
(and steel)
the creator and king and the great sword (of steel)
born of black wind fire (and steel)
3. The True Forest Of The Only True Metal And The Other Heavy Minerals
In the forest of metal wow, of the warrior of the sword
World of the warrior
The forest of steel, of the steel, steel, steel, metal, iron, and all the heavy minerals,
In the forest of the minerals of metal we go to see the source of all metal
and to be more metal than you
we are more metal because we know where's the iron in the forest and the iron in the woods,
because we are the Metal Rangers who keep the forest alive,
what the hell am I saying !?!?
We have the true heavy of the true metal of the steel of the warriors
and all of the warriors of the true heavy metal, of the true metal
and only we have the true heavy metal of the true heavy metal of the warriors of steel
of the war of steel of sword
4. Our True Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our Dick Is So Long
We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal
to fight the battle , against poser synth-pop-metal
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
but your dick is short , summon the defenders of the true
with their mighty viagra-storm , so your dick will be long
and metal will be more strong!
Now we are together, an army of meat spikes
we march to the next battle
with more power than the fart of a mammoth
but goddamn we get some more viagra , to power our long dicks
but the blood is running out
so the dick is now short
our girls are gone with some Gothic gay guy
his gay synth songs took away them all
now we are all gay but halford is with us
so we are still true!
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
5. Master Of Pizza
Born in Napoli
live in misery
thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano
I am napoletano
it's a life without a reason
State in serie B
siete il napoli
state anche a falli'
andate in serie C
You don't pay the taxes !
You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza !
I will kill you !
Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme cumpа
c'a pummarola e nщ babа
Master of pizza iamme cumpа
Torna a Surriento bell'e mammа
Master ! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e mammа
Iamme! Iamme ! Vesuvio wash them with the fire
Iamme! Iamme! Iamme Maresciа [x2]
6. Emerald Fork
I hate the big mac which tastes like rat
the double cheese burger which made me much fat
now I'm in the cesso to expell all this shit
la cacarell m'ha fritt le budell
che cazzo me so magnato?
In the toasts of macdonald the meat was pure shit
no more meat of shit
and beaf steaks for all!
I've made a green shit, my poor lonely ass
now looks like bin laden and smells like his cat
now inside the cesso I vomit myself
fuck you big mac, fuck you bin laden, I scorregg on you!!
For the food, for the cook , for the kitchen, for the apples with the worm inside
for the hunger the thirst, to eat the black pork
I will search for the emerald fork!
Only a black pork with ketchup inside
I don't want a pink pork with hairs on his ass
Yes, I am a racist with porks and big mac
I eat the pork, bin laden can't because he's a Muslim
7. Poser
how does it feel to be a poser like you?
how does it feel to listen to limp bizkit ?
have you ever noticed that the word loser rhymes with poser?
and you don't know the title of the first manowar album
poser, you stand alone in the dark
poser, I wonder why noah put you in the ark
and you don't know the difference between Metallica and iron maiden
poser, you have the t-shirt of Reload
I am a poser, and I listen to korn
but I am not a loser and I'm glad to be born
even if you say that the word poser rhymes with loser that doesn't mean I am.....
well maybe I am a loser but I am always a human being!!
poser, you stand alone in the dark (I am just sleeping in my bedroom)
poser, I wonder why put you in the ark (because I smell less than the cercopitecosaurus)
and you don't know the difference between
Bruce Dickinson and blaze bayley (I wash my teeth every morning)
poser, you like virtual XI (ehm, and then?)
8. Vai Gatto Panceri
Gatto Panceri, Gatto Pance-e-e-riiiii, Gatto Panceeeeeeriiii !!!!
Gatto Panceri, Gatto Pance-e-e-riiiii, Gatto Panceeeeeeriiii !!!!
Vaiiiii Gatto Panceri corri per raggiungere I tuoi pensieri !!!
Vaiiiii Gatto Panceri corri per raggiungere I tuoi pensieri !!!
Gattoooooooo Panceriiiii, Gatto Panceeeeeeeeriiiiiii !!
Gattoooooooo Panceriiiii, Gatto Panceeeeeeeeriiiiiii !!